Old dicks

I once had a dog named dick. When he got old I called him old dick and had to constantly care for him. But he was worth it. As I’ve grown older and started running out of ‘new’ dick, Dani decided we would try some old dick.

And we have found, well at least I have, that old dick is much more reliable and if you take good care of it and give it new surprises it actually lasts longer and is more pleasing then new dick.

Old dick appreciates every little thing you do for it while new dick sometimes thinks you have forgotten about it. Old dick spends most of it’s time wondering how it got so lucky and making sure it does not fuck up while new dick only cares about how many times and how many ways it can get off.

Old dick likes to remember the past and compare it to the present and is thankful the present is much better then the past.

A few nights ago Dani asked Captain to invite a few of his close friends to a celebration party. When Captain asked what we were celebrating she told him he would find out tonight. He is very leery but knows that we would never do anything to embarrass him professionally or hurt him permanently in any way. Still Dani and I can tell he was very nervous. He was missing some of his pep. So Dani sat him down and told him what her plans were. He is still in shock but is able to function at a much higher level.

He only invited four friends – as it turns out these are the ones he ‘thinks’ he can trust. We are going to find out. Each of them is going into a back room and one of us will ‘make his day’. Then the others will try to get his secret out of him by offering him many things. We are not sure what will happen but it should be fun.

As Dani says, at least we can say thanks to a few more old dicks for being so faithful.