Where have you been Annie

I asked Annie why she did not keep this blog up anymore. She promised she would get it up to date.

That was a month ago. If anyone has this on a reader, send her mail or a comment - maybe together we can get her busy again. Thanks.

Blog Update-2 June 9, 2008

Hi everyone! It’s been a while since I have graced these pages with my presence. Today I am doing so because I am all that is left.

Water rose above the evacuation level about mid-morning so everyone there spent the morning putting things out of harms way and Stubby has moved into the upper guard house (as he calls it) and is keeping an eye on about ten different places including his own.

Stubby loves floods – he insists that people pay him a set fee monthly. Pops has a case of his favorite beverage delivered monthly. Since that beverage is already a few years old, the 15 or 20 cases he has in his spare bedroom just keep getting better – and Pops just dropped off another five.

I must admit something – Stubby is the most dependable person on this river – even after drinking three or four bottles of his favorite beverage. Plus he makes the best river water I have ever tasted.

So everyone is in protect it mode – Dani is the only one that has been through it before – the rest if them are stumbling trying to follow Pops and Stubby’s orders. Jeni said it was pretty comical. She said Cheese showed up to secure some outside stuff and was laughing so hard he had to sit and relax.

About noon Grannie’s nurse called. Grannie had been watching the early noon news and watched a piece that our area would be under water within thirty minutes. She has had another stroke and Dani and Pops are on the way. William got a chopper to land on the upper road next to the coffer dam and get them to the hospital very quickly.

Captain called and wanted to know if I knew what to do. I had no idea so I had him call Mom. She got him going and by 2 pm everything was secure. Cheese even commented that it was going smoothly when he came back for the second load.

Dani, Pops, Cindy, Jeni and Moms vehicles were all hauled away by barge and are safe someplace. Captain took the boat back to the boat yard and they were going to dry dock it

Me and Cindy got a suite downtown. Everyone else headed home but called about 3 to tell me the main road we take to get back home was closed and they had to go thirty miles out of there way. So we are staying put for now.

Just heard the Corp of Engineers are shutting down a few hundred miles of the Mississippi because of the flooding. It showed that it is raining on almost the entire river north of us. And it is not sprinkles – it is heavy rainfall.

This could be a long term deal. Someone will try to give a daily update.

Oops – been delayed for a couple of hours – Stubby called – Captain was back without wheels and did NOT want to spend any time with Stubby – he would turn into a bigger drunk then he already is.

So Cindy and I went out and rescued him. He was going to go home but his house is being converted to a B&B. So tonight he is staying with us in the extra bedroom in the suite.

I talked to Pops and Grannie is resting but they have not been able to evaluate her fully. He said she is only using one hand to type right now. Her first sentence was “Fuck that hurt”.

Dani is still laughing. Pops told me to find Captain his own suite or grab suite next door and we’ll take over the floor by the end of the week.

He told me he has almost a foot of water in the crawl space at the big house and had to borrow the neighbor’s truck to get home. He and Dani are spending the night in a hotel at home.

Cindy and I are going shopping for life rafts in the morning. We just watched the news and my home town was featured. You must go 65 miles out of the way to visit friends on the opposite side of town. All roads and bridges in town are flooded. The water is so swift boats are not even safe.

We have to go to sleep – we all have to be up before 5 to handle different things. Someone will keep all advised daily. Don’t bother checking – this message is going to ALL blogs and sites. Bye.

Is this goodbye?

To you heartless few who do not appear to know a good thing when you see it or have decided that your happiness is more important than anything else – pops has already said it best but I repeat it – you can all go fuck yourself.

We know that out of the hundreds we have added over the last few months, many of you are absolutely the best people around. Others we thought were pretty good people but in actuality they only cared for themselves. Pops decided not to point them out – let them come out on their own – fine Pops – I understand completely.

I just can not imagine there were so many that expected so much for free. Pops said IF he brings any of it back it will be $200 per year just to ‘read’ the main blogs. Other offerings will be $100 per head. If he is going to contribute his time and effort then he will be paid for it.

So I am also done – this is the last entry for Annies’ place. It has been fun – maybe we will meet again.

I Am Slut

Made it to New York just fine –have a hotel room that only kings and queens normally get and met a wonderful younger lady from Arizona that has a boyfriend originally from South Carolina – she is bi and he loves to fuck the girls she brings home.

The best of both worlds. It is 8:30 local time and I have a meeting at 10 and have yet to go to sleep – been to bed – three different ones actually but have not got any sleep. I also ran out of condoms but a quick chat with the concierge and I have an adequate supply. Have to make sure I pay for those and not the company.

For some reason this promotion has really excited me and I can not get enough sex. I bet Dani and Lisa wish they were here – they always like me when I am like this. And I have yet to have any alcohol. After my meeting I think I have the rest of the day and the next two free since I no longer have to attend these things. Maybe I’ll stay, maybe I’ll go find my boat and relax for five days. Maybe I’ll find my new friend and see if it is possible to actually wear out a pussy.

Life is so good – and NO – I do not use drugs!!! I’m just high on life.

Old dicks

I once had a dog named dick. When he got old I called him old dick and had to constantly care for him. But he was worth it. As I’ve grown older and started running out of ‘new’ dick, Dani decided we would try some old dick.

And we have found, well at least I have, that old dick is much more reliable and if you take good care of it and give it new surprises it actually lasts longer and is more pleasing then new dick.

Old dick appreciates every little thing you do for it while new dick sometimes thinks you have forgotten about it. Old dick spends most of it’s time wondering how it got so lucky and making sure it does not fuck up while new dick only cares about how many times and how many ways it can get off.

Old dick likes to remember the past and compare it to the present and is thankful the present is much better then the past.

A few nights ago Dani asked Captain to invite a few of his close friends to a celebration party. When Captain asked what we were celebrating she told him he would find out tonight. He is very leery but knows that we would never do anything to embarrass him professionally or hurt him permanently in any way. Still Dani and I can tell he was very nervous. He was missing some of his pep. So Dani sat him down and told him what her plans were. He is still in shock but is able to function at a much higher level.

He only invited four friends – as it turns out these are the ones he ‘thinks’ he can trust. We are going to find out. Each of them is going into a back room and one of us will ‘make his day’. Then the others will try to get his secret out of him by offering him many things. We are not sure what will happen but it should be fun.

As Dani says, at least we can say thanks to a few more old dicks for being so faithful.

Back to work

I have only been at this office for about six weeks - maybe less - anyway I have been gone for a couple of weeks but there was not ONE problem, issue, todo item, email - NOTHING I had to take care of.

I had been monitoring my email from home but I had only had three or four messages and I fully expected everything to be all fucked up. Instead I need to find a way to get these girls raises or company cars or company paid vacation.

They all took turns sitting at my desk handling whatever came in. If something needed to go up the line they sent it up noting why they sent it up and that I was on vacation. They noted every step, every issue every resolution in worksheets and documents.

If my last office had ran this smooth I would now own the company. I had seventeen plants with Welcome Back messages. I had three coupons for free lunches or after work drinks. I had a beautiful sweater made of some kind of material I have not seen before. It fits perfectly.

After a quickie staff meeting where I told them I was speechless (I really was) I closed my door and had to cry for a few minutes. Usually I am the stone cold bitch but these people got through my defenses without even trying.

My secretary came in about 10 minutes later and had some handi-wipes and warm packs. She can already read me. I asked what I had done to deserve all this. She told me I did not micromanage them and I let them do whatever they wanted as long as they produced.

If one of them fucked up they did not have to worry about getting yelled at or fired - I'd call them in, ask why and usually asked them if they learned anything and it was over. She told me two of the girls are ready to have my baby for me whenever I find the right guy.

I called Pops and he was surprised I had not seen this coming - he told me I was one of the best managers of people he had ever seen. After lunch I got two dozen roses addressed to the best Piece of Ass in the city.

When my secretary brought them in I told her to read the card. There were three other girls in with me and when they heard the card they immediately needed details. I was bright red - whomever sent them was about to get the vase stuck up their ass. Of course I knew better then to let anyone open my mail. Once I got a package that looked like flowers but was an assortments of leaf-stripped tree branches, horse whips and fly swatters.

The card said pick my choice and meet them at a local hotel. It took over a week to convince everyone I had no idea who sent it. And I have never found out. I keep waiting for a similar box to show up.

I figured the flowers were safe because they had come through security AND they were in a vase AND the card was easily visible and accessible. Should have fucking known.

I wonder what the rest of the office thinks. I'll need to talk to my grapevine a few floors down for the latest gosip.

But it was a great first day back - I'm going to pick up the Captain on the way home. Pops and him are going to test the Dani's engines. I think I'll find a quaint little spot somewhere on the way home and test the Captain's engines and let him vote for the best piece of ass.

Quick Answers

Lisa told others that I said I would not be posting. Well she is correct - that is what I told her and now I will make her a liar. I can change my mind - right? I am a woman but sometimes I feel like a little girl.

My parents finally decided I was old enough to be told one of their deepest secrets. I had already decided that I was going to figure out a way to ask moms or pops to talk to them and invite them. Glad I didn't waste too much time thinking of a way.

Now what is old enough - I am almost 22 although I think I am really 52 some days and 12 others. I talked to pops and he started to explain why they waited but I told him I understood. I just wondered why they waited so long - why not 18 or 19 or for my 21st. My Dad was behind us and I did not know it. He said he wanted me to remain his little girl a little longer and I was having so much fun on my 21st birthday they did not want to ruin my fun.

He and mom had started so many times and had chickened out. He told me mom wanted to tell me the night Dani found out when she was 18. I asked pops why he had told her but not me. He told me Dani found out by accident and he assumed she had told me.

He did not know until very recently that I did not know. I got up to find Dani but then I realized how important this was to each of them so I went back, kissed them both and asked Dad if he wanted to watch the next time I fucked pops. He told me no but it would probably happen sooner or later.

So to those readers that want to know how I got into nakedness - I inherited it from my parents and it rubbed off from my friends. If you have the yearning, go for it. It is the most amazing freedom you can have.

Next question - I do not worry about catching diseases from my multiple partners because we have all pledged to be careful. We use condoms when necessary but most importantly I only fuck people I know are safe and will not screw me.

I don't get drunk and fuck anything that comes around. I don't fuck everyone that asks - there are many types of guys I will not fuck even if they are virgins. I do have standards - you can not begin to know the type of person we are writing about - you only see the parts that make you hard or wet.

One of you said you would not touch me with a ten foot pole. I would probably touch you - with the ten foot pole but I am pretty sure you will not like the hole I stick in it or how far I stick it in. So to you that think I am too permissive I say spread your legs once in a while - maybe the stick up your ass will fall out.

Otherwise I have a very simple statement - this should not be above your grade level - maybe -

g o f u c k y o u r s e l f

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Now to the 18 year old that sent me the wonderful picture. Yes I have had long term boyfriends - one for first three years of high school - I broke his heart when I told him I wanted to fuck other guys. I saw (and fucked him) about 2 years ago. He told me it took him almost five years to find another woman that would suck dick AFTER he had fucked them and another year to find someone that didn't mind it up the ass. He told me he still loved me (for the sex only) but he could have never lived with me.

I've dated several other guys - mostly for 2 or 3 months but there was/is one that I've dated for a year. And I mean dated not just fucked. There are two guys I will fuck anytime they want anyplace - they can do whatever they want. One is married and the other has a girlfriend. They only to snap their fingers and I am ready.

I don't need to go out and waste money on movies or meals or other venues. If it is interesting, like I went to the drag races once - never been there and got fucked behind one of the semis it made me so horny - I will enjoy myself.

Once a date suggested drinks, movie, dinner and then a nitecap. I told him to fuck the rest and let's jump to the part after the nitecap. He looked at me and I asked him if wanted to fuck me - he said yes - I asked if he thought I wanted to fuck him - I didn't let him answer, I just sucked his cock.

The next morning he commented that he wished all women were that way, he had saved $200 dollars. I said no my bill for the night was $1000 dollars and if he didn't pay me for services I'd talk to his boss. The guy turned out to be a jerk. Might as well get what I want because he was worthless as a fuck at fucking.

I had one other question to answer but I have forgotten and I am not at my portable. Oh, how could I forget this.

The first time in the ass was the WORST episode of sex I ever had. I wished someone had told me to lube everything really good then lube it again and to use ONE finger in it first to get your muscles to relax the tww fingers for the same reason and three if need be and then and ONLY then let him insert one half inch at a time. The hardest part is the first inch and getting past your ring of muscles.

But remember only a half inch at a time until you can feel his balls against you. Then let them pull out an inch and put it back in several times. It is not designed to be "forced' open nor to adapt quickly - you must take your time.

Dani has been practicing since January of this year and it still hurts her sometime and she does not like anything bigger then a finger so far but she says Adam's cock feels perfect. I doubt anything Adam does will hurt her - that girl is in love.

So the only way to find out is to try it. You will either love it or hate it but don't let the guys abuse it. Make sure they are worth it.

My poor little asshole

My asshole is on fire – at least it feels like it. Adam used it often after Dani let him fuck hers – he told me he liked them because they were so tight and the way we girls used out muscles it felt great. He also said they were forbidden. Mine might be for a while.

Then William abused it (fucked it – there is no abuse when I want it – I just call it abuse) and tonight I just had to make golden boy’s night – I’m pretty sure I did but I am hurting. I’m glad his dinner was light even though we had 8 courses – it was so tasty and beautiful. I meant to ask more but other things came up.

I do not know why I ate three pieces of cake – yes I do – it was not very sweet – it was perfect – just enough sugar – it was great.

Now some of you will write and ask why the hell I let the guys fuck my ass. It is simple – my orgasms are much more intense when I have something up my ass and if someone is licking me and teasing my clit I almost pass out when I come – the intensity is unbelievable. If you don’t come when you get your ass fucked try to change your mindset – it you just hate it then you will never understand.

But as my dad says, everything in moderation. My asshole has been stretched out so much the last three days it may never shrink all the way closed.

But is was sure very good part of the time.

Visitors

We all finally agreed to let Adam and William spend last night with us and today. We'll take a vote later this afternoon. Pops surprised us by taking the guys to the local watering hole last night for a few drinks.

Pops has many friends there and they all approved of the guys.

We girls are in a pickle - we are all dressed in very conservative clothes - almost no flesh showing - in fact we all have bras and panties on - talk about being uncomfortable. As Dani says the last time the twins were confined this long was too long ago to remember. Even Lisa is anxious to lose her clothes. We are lobbying pops to move the vote up to noon.

Besides we are all in love with William and I, for one can not wait to get him in bed. This evening could be a blast. We girls are going to draw straws but Dani pointed out that he is Jeni's friend so she already has first place. She is right.

Quandary

Dani and I are faced with a quandary - actually we all are, Lisa and Pops too.
We have a rule. No one is invited to join our sexual fun until everyone gets to know the person and we all vote on that person's acceptance - one negative vote for whatever reason (and we do NOT have to disclose why) and the person is out.

Our problem, Jeni is here and we all love her - she is a breath of fresh air and does not have a bad bone in her body. She can sense the goodness of people and so far has never been wrong (at least not since her husband). Moms and pops trust her completely and she has met many of moms and pops friends and they all approve.

The problem is she would like to invite her new friend down to join us. He would provide pops with some male companionship, assistance and us girls with an alternate choice and because she wants to give her new friend lots of new experiences. He has only called once to make sure she arrived OK and told her to call him when she got back in town.

This morning Jeni came up with the plan to invite him down. Pops talked to her and explained some of the other rules but she has a way of wrapping you around her little finger (or maybe it is the other way around). She called William, that's her new friend's name, and asked him for all his private information. He trusted her enough to give it out and he talked to all of us, pops, Lisa, Dani and me.

We all liked what we heard and Dani said get him down here - if he is half as charming in person as on the phone he has to be a great guy.

Pops called his office and had him wrung through their back ground checks. So far he has passed every verification and a few private things he shared with Jeni have all been verified by third parties.

The problem, Adam. He is suppose to visit this weekend for pops and Lisa to get to know him. Once I reminded him we needed space he has not bothered us. He is definitely a keeper - once we get him trained - if he can accept our life style.

We are all discussing the situation - should we bring two new guys to the party at the same time - we've only done this once before when Jeni came to visit - so we all have many questions. Dani started to argue something with me about Adam but pops killed that quickly.

If we argue then there is a disagreement and no reason to discuss it any farther. We worked out our problem immediately - and found out she mis-understood what I had said.

So here we sit - we girls are content with each other and our arrangement with pops but as pops says - one dick is NOT enough. Since he is the voice of reason for the whole family, he gets the final vote. And he will not give any indication as to how he will vote until he does.

If he has already decided no, us girls are wasting our time but we would have no way of knowing. Moms told us that if our conversation and ideas are good he can be persuaded. He will tell you that at first he was leaning towards vetoing the vote but we changed his mind and we get what we want but with his reservations.

He seems receptive to this plan - two new visitors at once - but he also reminded us that Jeni is his until midnight tonight. Yeah, right.

My quandary is simple - I want to fuck Adam right now - I don't want to wait for any damn decision. The others would all agree that this is my right and as long as I use protection to insure the protection of the others, I can do what I want.

Adam has invited me or Dani or both of us to Branson. We are suppose to let him know this afternoon. I just want to fuck him when he walks in the door. He has really grown on me. If the plan is vetoed down I may still go with him - but I do not want to upset the others. Maybe they would not care but I really don't want to take the chance.

Thus my quandary - do I do what I want or follow my friends. Which is most important? Or do I even have a quandary? I talked to my parents this morning - I swear they are on drugs - they were acting so weird and saying thing that made no sense. When I talked to Dani she just laughed and told me I was not listening.

Oh well. So what's it going to be - three holes filled at once or a weekend in cowboy land with a really nice guy? Some decisions I hate.

Why do I let myself get this way

Some days I wake up so horny I could fuck a football team and still be horny.  I have never figured out why but if I get fucked or get off before falling asleep I am horny in the morning.  If I get up and do anything for 30 minutes (except getting off) before falling asleep I wake up without urges (unless there is a nice body next to me then all bets are off).

When I wake up I could satisfy myself but normally I just spend my day partial aroused and I have no idea why.  I figured my roomies would get me off several times today but nope - they teased me all day.  Lisa figured out a little while ago that if she hits the surprise button ten times I will get ten surprises spread over about 5 minutes and when number 7 or 8 hits I usually come - and on 9 and 10 too.

She did it to me 3 times and I got off good the second and third time.  Then whomever is starting fast and slowing things down has me so wet I'm ready to fuck any object long and hard.  Why don't I take care of myself when I'm ready - why do I always wait for someone to come to me or until I get in bed to grab my favorite toy.

Right now I pulled my egg out and am using Lisa's perfect dick to fill my pussy.  Lisa is licking and kissing me - she said she has missed me - I came.  She took over the dildo when I started typing and it is now time for me to....she is very, very ,very good.  Very good!

You found me - comment this post please

Comment here if you find me.

If you have not figured us out yet - we love to tease. There is a guy that I know will not be able to find my blog - he 'thinks' I'm going to send him a picture of Dani and I doing our thing -he even requested how he wanted us posed.

I've been checking Flickr and Google for a cute animal picture but if he finds this blog he'll know the gig is up.

WE DO NOT SEND PICTURES OR VIDEOS and we do not webcam with people we do NOT know. Period - don't ask again. Our reputations are more important then you getting off.

With everything on the Internet if you can not find what you want and still need more - go see a shrink - maybe they can help you.

I am feeling much better today - my new vibrator is GREAT - I'll post a story about how and why I got it. The women were right - got bad cramps - get off a few times - I felt much better and fell right to sleep for 9 hours.

Still a little grouchy and irritable - Dani makes fun of me - I get mad but know I shouldn't. I will say that if Adam send one more email today I will invite him out for sex then tie his hands to the bed or whatever and get him so hard then let him suffer - and I will do it four or five times then send him home without relief.

Dani says I'm mean - well sometimes I can be.

Questions Answered

One at least - maybe more but first I need to list my todo list. Everyone bitches that I forget to do things. Sorry to tell them I do not forget accidently. I forget on purpose - did I just say that?

I must:
get a new mouse tip for portable
get a new nail color polish
thank dani for giving emergency phone number ( and teach Adam how to send email w/phone)

Can't sleep - too much activity keeps me going for a while then I crash hard.

Now many people have asked why I am not married. Now there is an easy answer - no one has asked me. But the more complete answer is WHY?

I have no desire to fuck only one dick the rest of my life. I like having 2 or 3 at a time now - the more the better. I am very seldom satisfied. I would hate to put a man into that situation - never be able to satisfy his wife plus give me everything I want. It would not be fair.

Plus it is very hard to be so sexual and not have a guy become attached - as in 'possessive' - I hate that - I like being wanted but not to the point that all other people are considered an enemy.

When I date a guy more then three times and they start getting possessive I invite him over and tell him to bring at least two close friends and indicate I have some friends that will be there too.

I introduce my 'friends' as I exhibit my bod and the smallest dick (judged by touch) gets fucked first, then the next smallest all the way to the largest. The guy usually gets pissed at first but within 5 minutes he can not wait for his turn, unless he was first but usually I don't date small endowed man - the small ones get a sympathy fuck or at least a blowjob - usually takes less then 5 minutes and I learn things - but I don't date them.

One poor guy was so shy he kept his dick covered - could not get it out without coming so I finally just stripped and got myself off while he watched. He told me many years later he 'thinks' about me everyday. I like that.

Most guys think I am on drugs when me and my friends start to entertain them - never have never will except for medical reasons - not recreational reasons. A good couple (man and woman) give me all the recreation I need.

To cap the evening and emphasis to the guy that I am not an 'object' to claim as his (and because I really like to do it) I fuck all three of them at the same time with all holes filled. If he brought more them two friends he just gets to watch. I get my fun and solve my problem.

Since I make them all wear rubbers no matter where their cocks go I feel safe plus they always ask that evening or during the next couple of days how many 'friends' I have. I always tell them I do not kiss and tell and they better not either. So far I have been lucky.

Girls (women) satisfy me too - almost as much as men if they know what they are doing - yeap, I might be a lesbian - but I love dick too much so forget that. I just like having both at the same time - and I do not see anything wrong with that at all.

I hope that I will get lucky and find a guy like pops that never gets jealous and agrees when I tell him one dick and one pussy should never be married except to have kids. Once all the kids have popped out THEN its time to find more dick (or pussy) and hopefully my husband will be right beside me searching. You have to have rules but if you respect the other person that will not be a problem.

One guy told me being a swinger was like being a whore. I was just about to come while riding him on top when I rolled off and told him to get the fuck out. I did not fuck anybody that thought I was a whore. He was not happy and was going to use his 'manly' features to take what he wanted.

Guys are stupid - if you are going to 'take' someone it is not a good idea to let the most venerable body part hang out. Especially when you are trying to get a woman's strongest parts spread apart. Our legs can do lots of damage. And after we kick you it is even more fun to wrap those legs around your neck and make you turn red while we continue to pound your most venerable body parts with our fists. How stupid can they be.

The cops made me unwrap my legs and give them my gun before they would hand cuff him. I think they just wanted to see more of what was between them. They kept asking that I cover up but I asked why, there was nothing they had not seen. I finally did when they threatened me with a night in jail.

Sorry I still get pissed when I think about it.

So I believe that marriage is to have kids. And after that phase is done the marriage should become wide open with certain rules to protect the whole family and to protect against disease.

I know several people that believe the same thing. I notice they are all very successful, very laid back with their emotions and they are extremely happy. They can't all be wrong.

As pops says, when he reaches the gates and is denied entrance because of his ways, then he is in the wrong place anyway (hope I said that right - sorry starting to crash).

Later folks.

Here's my new place

Yeap, I decided to do it - my own place - for bitching, telling secrets, answering questions and maybe, just maybe stories I do not want on the other blog. Who knows.

Welcome - I'll be back soon with some answers to questions.